Thursday 15 February 2024

In the Gnostic Footsteps of the Enigmatic Simon Magus

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The Devil, Probably? (Ian Holm & Noah Taylor in Simon Magus, 1999)

‘Gnostic’ Practices of Simon Magus

I’m only going to touch on the whys and wherefores of the ‘Gnostic’ practices of the Simon Magus, 1st century AD Christian/Zoroastrian mage who supposedly had a run in with Saints Peter & Paul in Nero’s Rome.

Briefly: Simon was a Samaritan ‘magus’ or religious figure and a convert to Christianity, baptised by Philip the Evangelist; the act of simony, or paying for position, is named after him, as he tried to buy his way into the power of the Apostles. He is described in the New Testament as:

A certain man, called Simon, which beforetime in the same city used sorcery, and bewitched the people of Samaria, giving out that himself was some great one: to whom they all gave heed, from the least to the greatest, saying, "This man is the great power of God." And to him they had regard, because that of long time he had bewitched them with sorceries. But when they believed Philip preaching the things concerning the kingdom of God, and the name of Jesus Christ, they were baptized, both men and women. Then Simon himself believed also: and when he was baptized, he continued with Philip, and wondered, beholding the miracles and signs which were done.

And when Simon saw that through laying on of the apostles' hands the Holy Ghost was given, he offered them money, saying, "Give me also this power, that on whomsoever I lay hands, he may receive the Holy Ghost." But Peter said unto him, "Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money. Thou hast neither part nor lot in this matter: for thy heart is not right in the sight of God. Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee, for I perceive that thou art in the gall of bitterness, and in the bond of iniquity." Then answered Simon, and said, "Pray ye to the Lord for me, that none of these things which ye have spoken come upon me."

Poet, writer, and philosopher Dante Alighieri (1265-1321) saw Simon Magus in his own sub-circle of Hell where the damned were placed face down in moats of fire burning the soles of their feet.

Others see Magus in a very different light, as someone whose reputation was calumnied due to his identification of the female role in the act of Creation and his part as the bearer of esoteric knowledge (gnosis) which could enable the redemption of the human spirit. His apparent championing of women was certainly a reason for the early Christian church to take a stand agin’ him.

Miraculous ’Divine’ Feats of Magic

According to Justin Martyr (100 –  AD 165) Simon performed such feats of magic during the reign of Claudius that he was regarded as a god and thus honored with a statue on Tiber Island with the inscription Simoni Deo Sancto - "To Simon the Holy God" (First Apology, XXVI).

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In the 16th century, a statue was unearthed on the island inscribed to ‘Semo Sancus’, a Sabine deity, leading scholars to posit Justin Martyr confused the Sabine god with Magus.

Semo Sancus (Wikimedia Commons)

What got me thinking about Simon Magus was how my recent travels in Italy have unconsciously followed his alleged final days - the church of Santa Francesca Romana by the Via Sacra in the Roman Forum, the "Fountain of the three spouts" in Ariccia (just outside Rome), and the seaside town of Terracina, where the injured sorcerer stayed at the house of the banished Castor and was ‘sorely cut’ by two local physicians, causing him to perish.

Spooky, no?

How did Simon Magus come to meet this fate?

Before the emperor Nero (37 – 68 AD), Simon challenged the Saints Peter & Paul to witness and match his miraculous feats in the Roman Forum. Magus was successful in flying above the crowds but the two soon-to-be Saints went down on their knees to pray for Simon to crash to earth - not to his death, but seriously injured, and in agony. This was accomplished, with Magus then beginning his painful last journey to Terracina, aided by his remaining loyal followers, the Simonians.

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The Fall of Simon Magus (left) and The Conversion of St. Paul (right), by Jan Rombouts, c. 1522-1530 (Wikimedia Commons)

A version of these events are loosely depicted in the 1954 motion picture The Silver Chalice, with Jack Palance as Simon:

"He could not fly" (Nero)

The Church of Santa Francesca Romana, is claimed to have been built on the spot where Simon fell. Within the Church is a slab of marble bearing the imprints of the knees of Peter and Paul.

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Santa Francesca Romana (Wikimedia Commons)

Byzantine chronicler John of Malalas (491-578 AD) stated the body of Simon is still present on the Forum’s Via Sacra beneath a (now buried) stone enclosure called the Simonion, where four separate stones were transformed by Magus’s blood and brains into one.

In Ariccia, a pretty town in the nearby Alban Hills there stands the Fontana delle Tre Cannelle ("Fountain of the three spouts"), once erroneously believed to contain the tomb of Simon Magus due to a sepulchral fragment with his name inscribed above the edifice.

Fontana delle Tre Cannelle (Wikimedia Commons)

Alternative Theory of Simon’s Death

3rd century Bishop of Rome Hippolytus (170-235 AD) had different account of Simon’s death, “Until he came to Rome also and fell foul of the Apostles. Peter withstood him on many occasions. At last he came ... and began to teach sitting under a plane tree. When he was on the point of being shown up, he said, in order to gain time, that if he were buried alive he would rise again on the third day. So he bade that a tomb should be dug by his disciples and that he should be buried in it. Now they did what they were ordered, but he remained there until now: for he was not the Christ.” (His body was found putrefied)

Tales of ‘Simon the Sorcerer’ continued into the later Middle Ages, where they became the probable inspiration for the legend of Faust.

Richard Burton as Doctor Faustus

In 1999 Ben Hopkins directed and co-wrote the movie Simon Magus, with Noah Taylor, my pal from Soho days playing the magical title character, a “Mad Magic Jew”. Ian Holm is Satan. It bears little resemblance to the legend, but is worth a watch:

Simon Magus (1999)

Holm also plays a disembodied head, much as he did in Alien (1979):

Holm as Ash

Even more of a coincidence, I once worked on an abandoned documentary project on esotericism featuring Dr Simon Magus BSc (Hons) MB BS MA PhD:

Magus in action

Stephen Arnell’s novel ‘The Great One’ is available on Amazon Kindle:

Thursday 8 February 2024

Irish Folk Horror and ‘Cursed Song’ Legends - a Visual Essay

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All You Need is Death (2024)

ALL YOU NEED IS DEATH: “an essential addition to the folk horror canon”

As well as my various activities as a writer/commentator and novelist, I'm currently co-director of development for movie/TV production company 1185 Films, who have the Irish Folk Horror film ALL YOU NEED IS DEATH released this year.

Paul Duane’s forthcoming All You Need is Death, meanwhile, pulls mythology and superstition into the contemporary sphere by telling the story of a young couple, Anna and Aleks, who collect old folk ballads to sell to collectors. When they secretly record an ancient taboo and previously undocumented folk song, they get more than they bargained for; one reviewer has already called the film “an essential addition to the folk horror canon”.

Delve into the world of uniquely Irish supernatural creatures and ‘cursed’ songs

These include:

The Banshee: Most famous of the Emerald Isle’s spectral entities, said to be female spirit whose keening, shrieking and wailing heralds the death of a family member immortalized on film - and as a Marvel X-Men character.

Cry Of The Banshee trailer (1970)
Scream of The Banshee trailer (2011)
Banshee of X-Men fame
Darby O'Gill and the Little People (1959)

The Leprechaun: Painted nowadays in the movies as an evil/violent entity rather than the affable ‘pot of gold’ hiding sprite of legend.

Movie 43 (2013)
Wayne’s World 2 (1993)
Leprechaun II (1994)
Darby O'Gill and the Little People (1959)

Ellén Trechend: A three-headed monster.

Godzilla King of the Monsters (2019)

The Púca: Dark or white fur/haired goblin shapechangers - horses, goats, hares, cats, and dogs. They also take human forms - but with certain animal features, such as a tail or a pointy ears.

Darby O'Gill and the Little People (1959)

The Dullahan: A headless rider on a black horse, who carries his noggin in his hand or under his arm. The apparition can also be a headless coachman:

Darby O'Gill and the Little People (1959)

Fomorians: Evil albino aggressive beings said to come from under the sea or the earth. The first settlers of Eire.

The Time Machine (1960)

Cymidei Cymeinfoll: An Irish giantess who gave birth to a fully formed and armed warrior every six weeks.

The Green Knight (2021)

Merrow: The Irish version of Mermaids or Mermen

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2o11)

Pig-Faced Women: Cursed by a witch, a woman with a porker’s head, an oft-told story supposedly based on fact - the case of Dubliner Griselda Steevens (1653 – 1746); was claimed that while pregnant with Griselda, Steevens' mother had said "take away your litter of pigs!" to a woman beggar asking for money to feed her offspring, and the child had then been born with the head and face of a pig.

Penelope (2006)

Selkie: creatures that can shapeshift between seal and human by removing/donning their seal skins.

Tusk (2014)

Werewolves of Ossory: the descendants of a legendary figure named Laignech Fáelad who became skinchangers.

The Howling (1981)

Sluagh: the hosts of the ‘unforgiven dead’.

The Lord of the Rings- The Two Towers (2002)

And some eerie Irish chillers...firstly, Return to Glennascaul (1953)- ‘a tale told in Dublin’ recounted to Mr Orson Welles:

Return to Glennascaul (1953)

More Banshees:

Banshee Blacktop - An Irish Ghost Story (2016)

And a spookily comic tale from 2019:

Extra Ordinary (2019)

Eerie examples of ‘cursed’ songs

Returning to the subject of supposedly ‘cursed’ songs? Each of this selection has its own particular story...

Garry Owen - The tune played by the Seventh Cavalry as the rode to Custer's Last Stand and by the Scottish regiments during the hardest fighting of The Crimean War.

Crossroads - Robert Johnson sells his soul to a Crossroads Demon in an episode titled "Crossroad Blues".

Without You - Songwriters Pete Ham and Tom Evans (Badfinger) received very few royalties due to being ripped off by manager Stab Polley. Ham and Evans committed suicide, with Ham personally blaming Polley in his suicide note. Cursed or just ripped off?

Dead Man's Curve - Jan & Dean. Two years after the 1964 car-crash themed tune was a hit, the group’s songwriter Jan Berry was involved in an accident similar the one in the song, leaving him with severe brain injuries and derailing his career.

El Degüello (Slit Throat) - Mexican general Santa Anna had this tune played to the defenders of The Alamo, meaning no quarter to be given.

Various Ninth Symphonies- Legend says that soon after completing his/her ninth symphony, the composer will cark it; witness Mahler, Beethoven, Anton Bruckner, Schubert, Vaughan Williams, and Antonin Dvorak.

Gloomy Sunday - Hungarian Rezső Seress’ 1933 melancholy lament was an overnight success, but then suicides began occurring all over the place. The deceased were found clutching the song’s sheet music, others left behind suicide notes with lyrics from the song. One body was found with the tune skipping endlessly on a record player. A fellow shot himself after complaining that he couldn’t get the song out of his head.

Unsurprisingly the dirge became known as the “Hungarian Suicide Song.” Sadly, Seress also topped himself. He survived jumping out of a window in Budapest, but choked himself to death with a wire in hospital. The woman who’d left him and inspired the song, also took her own life.

Helter Skelter - The Beatles proto heavy metal headbanger, forever associated with the notorious Manson Murders:

Piano Sonata No 6 - Composer Alexander Scriabin’s self described 1911 ‘Satanic’ piece he never performed in public.

Ghost Variations - Robert Schumann’s last ever composition apparently drove him insane and into the nearest lunatic asylum.

I Love You - Barney the Dinosaur’s song used by the CIA as part of ‘enhanced interrogation’. See also the Spice Girls in Small Soldiers (1998).

Small Soldiers (1998)

El Silbon’s Whistling - South American story of patricidal revenge; the strange whistle means the listener will soon snuff it.

The Glass Harmonica - Benjamin Franklin’s 1741 invention sent performers and audiences nuts.

And, if not exactly cursed, the songs used in the quintessential folk horror movie, The Wicker Man (1973), including this unsettling tune, Corn Rigs, performed by Paul Giovanni:

Lastly, a ‘real’ vampire singing with his group in Queen of The Damned (2002):

My Roman-era novel - available now on Amazon Kindle:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Great-One-Secret-Memoirs-Pompey-ebook/dp/B0BNLTB2G7

Cry of the Banshee (1970)