Tuesday 17 September 2024

Fright at the British Museum: where ancient artifacts aren't the only things stirring

Examine museum with caution

Reading-room of the British Museum (Wikimedia Commons)

What lurks within the British Museum

It is hardly surprising that such a venerable institution as the British Museum (which was founded in 1753 and opened to the general public six years later) has accumulated its fair share of spectral happenings, given the sheer tonnage of purloined ancient antiquities stored there.

Indeed the Museum has featured as a ‘character’ in Jacques Tourneur’s superb Night (Curse in the US) of the Demon (1957) and, more recently in the Marvel mini-series Moon Knight (2022).

Carswell (Niall MacGinnis) the Satanist cult leader and rationalist investigator John Holden (Dana Andrews) in NOTD

Frights, Camera, Action

Also filmed on the premises: The Wakefield Case (1921), Blackmail (1929 - photographic backdrops), Bulldog Jack (1935), Phaedra (1962), The Ipcress File (1965), Day of the Jackal (1973), Maurice (1987), Tale of the Mummy (1998), The Mummy Returns (2001), Possession (2002), Night at the Museum (2006), sequels Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) and Secret of the Tomb (2014), Justice League (2017), Wonder Woman (2017) (but not actually set in the museum), Gold Digger (2019) BBC drama series, and Ammonite (2019).

But back to the theme of this piece; hauntings at the British Museum:

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Sutton Hoo helmet (Wikimedia Commons)

The Anglo-Saxon treasures discovered at Sutton Hoo appear be enchanted in some way - witness this claim of a warden there:

“Between galleries 42 and 41, the doors were notoriously old and warped and difficult to shut. We got the one door, but then it just wouldn’t quite meet the other, and so my colleague slammed it, and kept slamming it, and then all of a sudden, the door that was closed flung back open. He felt something push against his chest.” With this, the warder pantomimed his wrist thrusting forward, as if pushing his colleague’s sternum and launching him—“a big lad”—into the air. His supervisor watched helplessly as “He got knocked right back off his feet, and onto his backside. And then the doors slammed. Bang!”
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Islamic Gallery at the British Museum (Wikimedia Commons)

Revolt amongst the spectral guardians

Patsy Sorenti, psychic medium and keen student of Anglo-Saxon England, claimed some of the happenings in Gallery 42 were caused by the conversion of the adjacent Medieval Christian Relics Gallery into an Islamic Gallery, causing a revolt amongst the spectral guardians against the custodians of the museum.

“Whoever was looking after that, whoever was linked to those objects, maybe more than one person, has got the hump, because you swapped Christianity for Islam, and in the Medieval world, in those times, that was the devil. Because you represent the people who work here [you] are responsible. That’s why the doors closed on you, and that’s why your man was thrown. That’s what it is – you’ve replaced Christianity, you have replaced it with something that’s a devil to us. You displaced us for that.”

The Sutton Hoo treasure is of the time when the Anglo-Saxons were still pagan, or at least semi- heathen, so maybe a (very) doubtful theory...

Eerie areas of cold air have been felt near the winged bulls from Khorsabad at the entrance of the Assyrian gallery. They once guarded the entrance to the royal palace of King Ashurnasirpal II (883 to 859BC) in Nimrud, Northern Iraq.

The winged human-headed bulls from the North-West Palace of Ashurnasirpal II, Nimrud (Wikimedia Commons)

Lower grade attendants usually bear the brunt of paranormal aggravation. According to Collections Manager Jim Peters, “There was a time when the cleaners refused to clean the cases in the mummy gallery because the mummies would move, so they refused. They genuinely believed that the mummies were moving, and refused to go in there. So, the museum had to do something about it, and get different people in.”

The British Museum, Egypt Egyptian Sculpture Room (Wikimedia Commons)

He continued, “The fact that the cleaners said they’d seen their wrappings rippling… The museum said, ‘Oh that was just the cleaners over-cleaning the cases! They’d caused a build up of static ‘cause the cases hadn’t been opened for awhile, so it built up the static charge in the air, and it meant things seemed to be moving, but they weren’t really.’ Everyone just went, ‘Ahh thanks for explaining that, we can go back to work now…’ But you know, you’d have to be quite close, and they’d have to be quite light fabrics, and you’d have to be really aggressively over-cleaning… I never really bought that, but that was the resolution.”

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Egyptian mummy in the British Museum (Wikimedia Commons)
Jim Peters, from his LinkedIn page

Museum staff have seen visitors talking to the Statue of Goddess Sekhmet, believing it has supernatural power.

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Sekhmet, British Museum (Wikimedia Commons)

Connected to the 'curse' of the ‘Cursed Mummy’ the priestess of King of the Gods Amen-Ra's tomb, an Egyptian revenant, was said to rise from it to wail and scream in the tunnels of the British Museum Station before it closed in 1933; she has now moved on further down the track, to Holborn station.

The Parthenon (Elgin) Marbles were reportedly heard ‘weeping’ in the crate as they were transported to the UK in the early 19th century. And who can blame them?

The Parthenon Marbles (Wikimedia Commons)

Museum-related ghost stories supposedly banned

Quite a few such experiences have apparently gone unreported, with an unnamed former museum director supposedly banning the collection of Museum-related ghost stories for publication. But they ‘live’ on, and are repeated on nightly patrols, in pubs and homes amongst those who say they have encountered the Museum’s unquiet spirits.

A female warden recounted an incident in one of the Museum’s many storage rooms for excess exhibits, “The only way I could perceive it was, someone had put their hand in, and grabbed my spine and sent the biggest chill up my spine… I kind of ignored it, and said to my colleague, ‘that was weird, you can unlock that in the morning. I refuse to go back there.’ When we got back to the same area again, I got the same chills but he actually had jelly legs as well, for no reason whatsoever… It completely put me off that whole area… It was that feeling of, ‘I’ll get up your back. I want you out my area’, we just went out of there as quick as you could say ‘boo.’ We were gone. We were gone.”

Interest in the paranormal life of the Museum has increased recently with talks, novels, and articles on the apparent phenomena which have occurred there, including an evening this April at Conway Hall entitled: London Fortean Society: Haunted London: Ghosts of The British Museum and Bloomsbury:

A lot of the mummies should be back in their graves

In May 2020, The Daily Mail published: A (spooky) Night At The Museum: Guards report doors unbolting themselves, midnight fire alarms and mysterious chills near exhibits that one investigator believes are desperate to leave the British Museum.

The article included the following observations, “Mysterious footsteps, music and ghostly crying have plagued the halls of the 18th century institution as night security teams patrolled the galleries, which are home to more than eight million artefacts from Ancient Egypt to the Aztec Empire. Glowing, white orbs have been spotted hovering above a staircase in the Great Court in the dead of night, only visible through CCTV footage.

Meanwhile foreign visitors have reported spotting the chilling ghost of a female dwarf in the reflection of a glass case after taking a photograph of a 16th century mechanical galleon. Lingering patches of cold air have been noted near a pair of winged bulls from Khorsabad at the entrance of the Assyrian gallery, 1843 Magazine reported. In the African galleries, a security guard also reported fire alarms sounding throughout the museum after he was compelled to point his finger towards the figure of a two-headed dog on two occasions. Others have noted hearing mysterious footsteps, music and crying throughout the halls of the tourist attraction, which receives more than 17,000 visitors per day when open.

Phil Heary, who worked at the museum for 29 years, added he once felt the temperature dramatically fall for no known reason in the Ancient Egypt gallery, where 19 mummies were on display. 'It was like walking into a freezer,' he said. 'My stomach turned over. The feel of the gallery was – you wanted to get out. I'm a great believer that, wherever you’re buried, you should stay there. A lot of the mummies there should be back in their graves.'

Along with The Parthenon Marbles, many other exhibits are the subject of dispute with their countries of origin, including:

The Rosetta Stone – claimed by Egypt

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Benin Bronzes – claimed by Nigeria

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Dunhuang manuscripts, from the Mogao Caves, including the Diamond Sutra – claimed by the People's Republic of China.

Ethiopian Tabots, Pre-Axumite Civilisation Coins – claimed by Ethiopia.

Irish artefacts such the Bell Shrine of St. Cuileáin, Londesborough Brooch, swords, half of the Dowris Hoard, part of the Mooghaun North Hoard, the Dunaverney flesh-hook, the Kells Crozier, torcs, four crucifixion plaques, armlets, seals, religious plaques, rings, and other assorted Gaelic bric-a-brac.

Bell Shrine of St. Cuileáin (Wikimedia Commons)

Hoa Hakananai'a – claimed by Chile on behalf of Easter Island.

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Persian empire gold and silver artefacts from the Oxus Treasure - Tajikistan.

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Aboriginal shield – claimed by Australia’s Aboriginal dwellers.

Welsh artefacts – claimed by the Cymru, including the Llanllyfni lunula, Mold gold cape, the Rhyd-y-gors Shield, and Moel Hebog shield.

Gold lunula from Llanllyfni, Wales, 2400-2000 BC (Wikimedia Commons)

The world’s oldest drawing of a ghost

From The Guardian in October 2021: Figures of Babylon: oldest drawing of a ghost found in British Museum vault - A 3,500-year-old image tablet of a ‘miserable male ghost’ gives up its secret

Its outlines are faint, only discernible at an angle, but the world’s oldest drawing of a ghost has been discovered in the darkened vaults of the British Museum. The back bears an extensive text with the instructions for dealing with a ghost that “seizes hold of a person and pursues him and cannot be loosed”. The ritual involves making figurines of a man and a woman: “You dress the man in an everyday shift and equip him with travel provisions. You wrap the woman in four red garments and clothe her in a purple cloth. You give her a golden brooch. You equip her fully with bed, chair, mat and towel; you give her a comb and a flask. “At sunrise towards the sun you make the ritual arrangements and set up two carnelian vessels of beer. You set in place a special vessel and set up a juniper censer with juniper. You draw the curtain like that of the diviner. You [put] the figurines together with their equipment and place them in position… and say as follows, Shamash [god of the sun and judge of the underworld by night].”

The text ends with a warning: “Do not look behind you!”

Sources include:

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Sunday 15 September 2024

Unearthing the Unexplained: Geological Secrets of Paranormal Hotspots

Shedding light on paranormal mysteries

Across the globe, certain locations have gained notoriety as hotspots for unexplained paranormal activity. From ghostly apparitions to unexplained lights in the sky and encounters with cryptozoological creatures, these places captivate the imagination and stir a sense of wonder, and fear. What is particularly intriguing is the frequent correlation between these paranormal phenomena and unique geological features. Could it be that the very ground beneath these mysterious sites holds the key to understanding the unexplained?

This article delves into the potential connections between geological factors and paranormal activity, exploring how elements such as fault lines, underground water sources, and electromagnetic fields might influence or even generate these strange occurrences. By examining both well-known and lesser-known case studies, alongside scientific perspectives, we aim to shed light on the mysteries that lie at the intersection of geology and the paranormal.

Geological Factors and Paranormal Activity

Geological features may seem like unlikely culprits in the realm of the paranormal, but growing evidence suggests that the Earth’s natural energy could play a significant role in the manifestation of paranormal events. Several key geological factors are believed to influence these occurrences, potentially acting as catalysts or conduits for the unexplained.

Fault Lines: Earth's Shifting Energy

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San Andreas Fault in the Carrizo Plain Nov 2007. Commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Kluft

Fault lines are fractures in the Earth's crust where tectonic plates meet and sometimes clash, releasing significant amounts of energy during seismic activity. Some researchers theorise that this energy might interact with the environment in ways that contribute to paranormal phenomena. For instance, areas surrounding the San Andreas Fault in California are not only prone to earthquakes, but also frequent UFO sightings and reports of strange lights in the sky. This has led to speculation that the fault line’s energy might be more than just geological, potentially influencing or even creating these paranormal occurrences.

Underground Water Sources: A Hidden Catalyst

Water has long been associated with the paranormal, and many haunted locations are situated near rivers, lakes, or underground streams. Some theories propose that moving water, particularly underground, can act as a conduit for spiritual energy or amplify existing anomalies. This could explain why so many haunted sites, such as the famous Borley Rectory in Essex, are located above or near underground water sources. In these cases, the presence of water may create the conditions necessary for paranormal activity, possibly by affecting the local electromagnetic fields.

Electromagnetic Fields: The Invisible Force

Electromagnetic fields (EMFs) are another area of interest in paranormal research. Certain geological features, such as mineral deposits or fault lines, can generate or amplify EMFs, which have been linked to paranormal experiences. High levels of EMFs have been detected at numerous haunted locations, leading to the hypothesis that these fields might attract or even create paranormal phenomena. Sites like Sedona, Arizona, known for its energy vortices, have been hotspots for UFO sightings and spiritual experiences, suggesting that the area's unique geological properties might be influencing these occurrences.

Case Studies: Unearthing the Unknown

To better understand the potential connections between geological features and paranormal activity, it is helpful to examine specific locations where these elements seem to intersect. While some sites are well-known, others are less frequently discussed but equally intriguing.

Bodmin Moor, Cornwall: The Beast and the Earth

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Rough Tor in Cornwall, UK, Andy F, Wikipedia

Bodmin Moor in Cornwall is a place rich in local folklore, including sightings of the phantom wildcat known as the Beast of Bodmin. What makes this area particularly interesting is its geological composition. Bodmin Moor sits atop a network of ancient granite formations known to generate unique electromagnetic fields. The combination of these geological features may create an environment conducive to the strange sightings and eerie atmosphere reported in the area.

Wookey Hole Caves, Somerset: Echoes of the Past

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Underground lake in the first chamber, Wookey Hole Caves – Wikipedia

The limestone caves of Wookey Hole in Somerset have long been associated with paranormal activity, with tales of a haunted witch and mysterious sounds emanating from the depths. The caves are located near significant underground rivers, and the unique mineral formations within them may contribute to the reported paranormal phenomena. The interaction between the water and the limestone could generate the conditions necessary for these unexplained occurrences, making Wookey Hole a prime example of how geology and the paranormal might intersect.

Hessdalen Valley, Norway: Lights in the Sky

Hessdalen Valley in Norway is known for the mysterious lights that regularly appear in its skies, a phenomenon that has puzzled researchers for decades. The valley’s geological composition, rich in sulphur and iron deposits, may play a role in these sightings. Some theories suggest that the interaction between these minerals and the Earth’s electromagnetic fields could be creating the conditions for these lights to manifest, offering a possible explanation for one of the most enduring mysteries of the region.

Scientific Perspectives: Bridging the Gap

While the connection between geological features and paranormal phenomena remains largely speculative, scientific research provides some intriguing insights. One theory posits that the Earth’s electromagnetic fields, influenced by geological formations, could be responsible for some paranormal experiences. For example, high EMF levels are known to cause symptoms such as feelings of unease, hallucinations, and the sensation of being watched, effects that could easily be mistaken for paranormal activity.

Additionally, the piezoelectric effect, where stress on certain minerals like quartz generates electrical charges, has been suggested as a possible mechanism behind some hauntings. This effect could produce electromagnetic fields that interact with the environment, potentially leading to the types of experiences often reported in haunted locations.

Despite these theories, the scientific community remains divided on the issue. Skeptics argue that psychological factors or environmental conditions are more likely explanations for paranormal reports. However, the possibility of a geological connection continues to intrigue researchers and encourages further exploration into this fascinating field.

Conclusion

The relationship between paranormal hotspots and geological features is a compelling area of study that blurs the lines between science and the supernatural. While definitive proof remains elusive, the correlations between geological factors such as fault lines, underground water sources, and electromagnetic fields with paranormal activity are too significant to ignore.

Whether it’s the UFO sightings along the San Andreas Fault, the mysterious lights over Hessdalen Valley, or the haunting echoes within Wookey Hole Caves, these examples suggest that the Earth itself may play a role in the mysteries that have captivated humanity for centuries. As our understanding of geology and the paranormal continues to evolve, we may one day uncover the truth behind these strange and unexplained phenomena.

In the meantime, the connection between the Earth’s natural features and the paranormal remains an open question, one that invites further research, debate, and perhaps a touch of wonder at the mysteries still hidden in the world around us.

References

Persinger, M. A. (1985). The Earth’s magnetic field and its relationship to paranormal activity: A review. Journal of Parapsychology.

Tandy, V. & Lawrence, T. (1998). The ghost in the machine: An investigation into the relationship between electromagnetic fields and reported hauntings. Proceedings of the Society for Psychical Research.

Pease, M. C. (2009). Fault lines and the paranormal: Earth energies in paranormal research. Journal of the Society for Psychical Research.

Harte, J. (2000). Geological anomalies and paranormal phenomena: A study of ley lines and earth energies. Oxford University Press.

Guiley, R. E. (1991). The Encyclopedia of Ghosts and Spirits. Facts on File.

Nickell, J. (2012). Tracking the Man-Beasts: Sasquatch, Vampires, Zombies, and More. Prometheus Books.

Radford, B. (2016). Investigating Ghosts: The Scientific Search for Spirits. Rhombus Publishing Company.

Clark, J. (1998). UFOs in the 21st Century: An Encyclopedia of Extraterrestrial Events. Visible Ink Press.

Tuesday 3 September 2024

Sex Magick in the City: Aleister Crowley’s London

Aleister Crowley ‘The Great Beast’s sojourns in the capital of the British Empire

Aleister Crowley, Ceylon 1901 (Wikimedia Commons)

The Wickedest Man in the World

Occultist Aleister Crowley (1875-1947): It’s now almost 77 years since the death of 'The Wickedest Man in the World', and nearing 149 since his birth.

A brief look at his life in London, where Crowley he spent most of his adult years, a place where no blue plaque records the existence of the notorious Golden Dawn necromancer, aside from those one can generate online, that is:

Aleister Crowley

Crowley once lived at at 73 Chancery Lane (I used to work in nearby Gray’s Inn Road), which is now a dreary office. Crowley had set up a ‘temple’ there for the occult secret society the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn; years later, a builder supposedly claimed to have discovered a human skull and pentangle crafted from sticks in one of the rooms.

This famed Atlantis occult bookstore is very close to the British Museum, itself a nexus of paranormal activity; Aleister Crowley, Austin Spare, A.E. Waite, Gerald Gardner, Dion Fortune, and others would gather there in the basement to discuss opinions, ideas and other esoteric matters.

By the by, a couple of friends used to live in Museum Street, and knowing the former presence of Crowley and others nearby, remarked on the ‘unique’ atmosphere of the place.

93 digs of the wickedest man

As his inherited wealth was frittered away and due to his own restless nature, Crowley became a kind of drifter, living in 93 London digs in all, incidentally a number imbued with mystical meaning for his Thelemic cult (which claims to be a revival of Egyptian magical religion). When in funds, Crowley occupied numerous apartments around Piccadilly and others in well-heeled Chelsea and Fitzrovia. But when in ‘Queer Street’ he lodged in suburban and other less salubrious boroughs including Streatham, Surbiton, Richmond and Paddington.

Crowley resided in some addresses for mere weeks, as creditors stalked him. From shopping at Fortnum’s and living in Jermyn Street, ‘The Great Beast’ had to make do with a Paddington bedsit and drinks bought or cadged at The Royal Oak pub.

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Caxton Hall (Wikimedia Commons)

Aleister Crowley - Rites of Eleusis to The Beatles

In 1910, Crowley performed a public Rites of Eleusis in Westminster’s Caxton Hall, which was also the location of Churchill’s WWII press conferences, the assassination of Sir Michael O’Dwyer in revenge for the Amritsar Massacre, the founding of the National Front and a registry office until 1979. Marriages included those of Bernie Winters, Billy Butlin, Elizabeth Taylor, Barry Gibb, Roger Moore, Orson Welles, Joan Collins, Yehudi Menuhin, Adam Faith, Robin Nedwell, Diana Dors, Peter Sellers, George Harrison and Ringo Starr.

Crowley of course featured (#3) on the album cover of The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1967).

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Aleister Crowley’s extremely eventful life

In his youth, Crowley rose through the ranks of the occult Golden Dawn society, aided by founding member MacGregor Mathers, but when he attempted join the 2nd rank of the Order in London, he was perceived as presenting a challenge to the leadership and barred from admission. This provoked the incident known as The Battle for Control of the Golden Dawn.

On 19 April 1900, Aleister Crowley, reportedly kitted out in a black Osiris mask and kilt, accompanied by his mistress, burst into the temple whilst poet and London chapter leader W. B. Yeats was heading a meeting. Chanting spells and bearing daggers, they intended to seize it for Mathers’ faction, but were unsuccessful. The temple building is now George’s Café at 36 Blythe Road, London.

Image from The Magus (1968)

It can't be denied that Crowley lived an extremely eventful life, which included writing various religious tomes, novels, painting, travelling the world, mountaineering, devising recipes, and conducting orgiastic 'Sex Magick' rituals at his notorious and now-ruined Thélema ‘Abbey’ in Sicily.

And apparently, Aleister Crowley as a supernatural advisor to the British government in WWII, attempting to persuade Satan to help the Allies against Hitler.

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Wall paintings in a room in the Abbey of Thelema in Cefalù, Sicily, Italy, September 2017 (Wikimedia Commons)

Crowley has experienced a relatively recent revival as a character in TV shows (Pennyworth, Strange Angel, DC's Legends of Tomorrow), graphic novels (The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Requiem Chevalier Vampire and The Witches of World War II) and his Simon Iff magickal detective series, which includes Moonchild (1929), probably his best known novel and surely ripe for a TV adaptation.

Moonchild by Aleister Crowley Audiobook

Crowley supposedly summoned the occult-obsessed Rudolf Hess

Aleister Crowley in Strange Angel was (as said) a British secret service agent; but in fact, when the Second World War broke out, he wrote to the Naval Intelligence Division offering his services, but they declined.

But they would say that, wouldn’t they?

According to Donald McCormick’s 1993 biography on Ian Fleming, the future 007 scribe participated in magical ritual in East Sussex’s Ashdown Forest, in which Crowley supposedly summoned the occult-obsessed Rudolf Hess by magical means in early 1941 to bend the unhinged Nazi to the British ends. Hess, of course, flew to Scotland on the 10th May 1941.

Fleming then asked British Intelligence to allow Crowley to question Hess. A letter to Ian Fleming from Crowley, related via Fleming biographer John Pearson, stated:

If it is true that Herr Hess is much influenced by astrology and magick, my services might be of use to the department in the case he should not be willing to do what you wish.

(my underline)

Of Human Bondage author W. Somerset Maugham, who after meeting Crowley, later used him as a model for the sinister character of Oliver Haddo in his novel The Magician (1908), which was made into a silent movie in 1926:

Crowley and the Literati - Glitterati

In Vanity Fair, Crowley, under the pen name Oliver Haddo, wrote How to Write a Novel! After W. S. Maugham, a review of The Magician in which he accused Maugham of plagiarism. In A Fragment of Autobiography, Maugham declared he hadn’t read Crowley's review: "I daresay it was a pretty piece of vituperation, but probably, like his poems, intolerably verbose."

Writer Dennis Wheatley (1897-1977) met Crowley in 1934 through creepy Labour MP Tom Driberg, a MI5 agent and debauchee. Wheatley invited Aleister to lunch at the Hungarian restaurant near Piccadilly Circus. The Devil Rides Out, the first of Wheatley’s series of eight black magic novels, was published in the same year as his meeting with Crowley.

Wheatley’s grandson Dominic recounted, “I think Dennis was fascinated to meet Aleister Crowley. He had a terrible reputation. But he was not in any way a fan and they never struck up any kind of relationship. There were rumours that Crowley had murdered his own son and all sorts of funny things that may or may not be true.”

Crowley became the basis for two separate Satanist villains in movie adaptations The Devil Rides Out (1968) and To the Devil a Daughter (1976), played by Charles Gray and Christopher Lee respectively.

Chemical Wedding (2008): 1947: Trinity College students, theologian Symonds and scientist Alex, visit the elderly Aleister Crowley. He discusses the possibility of resurrecting from the dead with the help of sex magic rituals (Wikipedia).

Crowley was also something of a precursor to David Bowie and the New Romantic movement. Incidentally, Bowie apparently paraphrased Crowley's 1923 poem Lyric of Love to Leah for his 1983 hit Let’s Dance.

Come, my darling, let us dance

To the moon that beckons us

To dissolve our love in trance

Heedless of the hideous

Heat & hate of Sirius-

Shun his baneful brilliance!

Let us dance beneath the palm

Moving in the moonlight, frond

Wooing frond above the calm

Of the ocean diamond

Sparkling to the sky beyond

The enchantment of our psalm.

etc.

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Aleister Crowley could also be a droll raconteur

Two strangers sat down opposite each other in a railway carriage. One of the men had on his lap a cardboard box with holes in the top. After some time wondering what might be inside it, the second man said, “Excuse me, but I couldn’t help noticing your box. Does it contain an animal?”

The first man smiled politely. “Yes, a mongoose.”

“A mongoose? Where are you going with that?"

“Ah,” the first man replied, “My sister has terrible dreams. She sees snakes everywhere. I'm taking the mongoose so it can scare them off."

“But how can that work,” the second man said, “Those are imaginary snakes?”

“Indeed,” his fellow traveller replied. “Which is why this,” and here he lifted the top and tilted it to show an empty box, "is an imaginary mongoose.”

(Source: Comic Vine forums: When Working in the Realm of Our Own Imagination)

Do As Thou Wilt

Lest we forget, outgoing Prime Ministerial wife Carrie Johnson's (née Symonds) flirtation with Crowley whilst at Warwick University.

Miss Symonds (as was) starred in a student production based on Crowley’s writings. For the play, a heavily made-up Miss Symonds wore a black dress, torn tights and writhed on the floor before a table with the words ‘cognac, c***, and cocaine’ written on it, a reference to The Beast’s ode, Leah Sublime. The poem includes the verse, ‘Straddle your Beast, My Masterful B****… Spit on me, scarlet, Mouth of my harlot… Soak me in cognac, c*** and cocaine.’

Placed on the table is a bottle of cognac and pile of white powder, representing cocaine, surrounded by a circle of cards, with Crowley’s dictum ‘Do As Thou Wilt chalked in the very centre of the circle.

Next to the future Mrs Boris Johnson squats a half-naked, rake-thin male student; ‘Big Beast’ and ‘Do As Thou Wilt’ scrawled on his chest and throat in black ink.

Quite charming.

Boleskine House (Wikimedia Commons)

Crowley's Loch Ness Highlands lair of Boleskine House is now open to the public - better than Peppa Pig World, where disgraced former PM Johnson liked to gambol?

Confessions of Aleister Crowley

As said, as a man of many talents, Crowley was something of a gourmet.

Crowley's description of his burning hot ‘Glacier Curry’ from The Confessions of Aleister Crowley:

“The weather made it impossible to do any serious climbing; but I learnt a great deal about the work of a camp at high altitudes, from the management of transport to cooking; in fact, my chief claim to fame is, perhaps, my “glacier curry.” It was very amusing to see these strong men, inured to every danger and hardship, dash out of the tent after one mouthful and wallow in the snow, snapping at it like mad dogs. They admitted, however, that it was very good as curry and I should endeavour to introduce it into London restaurants if there were only a glacier. Perhaps, some day, after a heavy snowfall.”

Another culinary creation Riz Aleister Crowley was discovered amongst his archive at New York’s Syracuse University.

Crowley during his 1902 expedition to climb K2 in the Himalayas (Wikimedia Commons)

More on Crowley’s life and beliefs

Ending...

Crowley died at Netherwood, Hastings on 1st December 1947, from chronic bronchitis aggravated by pleurisy and myocardial degeneration, aged 72. His funeral was held at a Brighton crematorium on 5th December; just a dozen people attended, readings from the Gnostic Mass, The Book of the Law, and Hymn to Pan were given. The funeral was labelled a ‘Black Mass’ by the tabloid papers, which may have amused Crowley.

Invocation of my Demon Brother & Lucifer Rising - Kenneth Anger

The Seahorses - Love Is The Law

Some sources:

One of the little devils at 54-55 Cornhill (1893), in the City of London, with St Peter's church behind. Architect Ernest Runtz supposedly added devil sculptures to the building after a dispute with the vicar of St Peter's (Wikimedia Commons)

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