Tuesday, 29 April 2025

History of Witchcraft: The Scottish Witch Craze

From 1590 to 1662, a period of 72 years, the Scots accused between 4,000 and 6,000 people of witchcraft. Approximately 75% were women. The Scottish strangled and then burned at least 1,500 of those accused. In the history of witchcraft this is called the Scottish Witch Craze. (Curiously, by comparison, the English accused only 500 people.) Why did Scotland pursue witches so much more vigorously than its neighbor England?

The Witchcraft Act of 1563 made consulting with or practicing as a witch both capital crimes, but few were prosecuted. The large number of prosecutions from 1590 onwards swung into motion in response to the Scottish King James VI, who had become obsessed with witches in 1589 when his fiancé had to return to Denmark due to storms at sea. James blamed the storms on witchcraft and became very involved in the North Berwick witch trials in 1590. He subsequently published a widely distributed guide to witch hunting called Daemonologie in 1597. This book acted like a bellows on the flames of the history of witchcraft across Europe but had particular impact in Scotland, where James was King.

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(Wikipedia)

Blending Scottish Beliefs with the Roman Catholic Church

The influence of the church was another powerful influence on the history of witchcraft. The Scottish Witch Craze was in large part a result of the changing role of the Kirk (church) of Scotland. After the Reformation, the Scottish church evolved in ways that became less and less safe for freedom, especially for women. (For more information, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_early_modern_Scotland )

Women were generally the healers, the herbalists and the midwives. Pre-reformation Scotland was Roman Catholic for hundreds of years. Historians may lay a great deal of negative influence at the door of the Roman Catholic Church, but it offered a bit of breathing room for local Scottish beliefs and traditions. Scottish Catholics did not look askance at women for going to holy wells for cures and blessings, for praying to various saints (often re-configured from older pagan deities) or for healing rituals that made use of rhymes or tokens or relics, just so long as they were connected to Christian belief in some way. A poultice administered with a rhyme would be sure to include a mention of the Trinity, for example. This allowed it to fly ‘under the radar’ so to speak.

The Scottish charmer (healer), usually a woman, felt confidence in soaking a rag in a holy well and applying it to the forehead of a fevered peasant, accompanied by herbal teas. After all, didn’t the priest do magic every single week, saying Latin prayers (ie: charms) that transformed a wafer into the body of Christ and the wine into blood? Couldn’t the Saint associated with the holy well work miracles?

The many festivals and holy days recognized by the Catholic Church encouraged merriment. There were opportunities a plenty to dance and laugh and enrich their otherwise difficult lives. A person could forget their worries about the next meal or the crop that didn’t flourish in the sanctioned merriment. The canny Scots had long ago figured out how to weave their older pagan beliefs and practices together with a Christian overlay. They thus lived a largely comfortable religious life despite their daily hand-to-mouth existence.

Calvinism Takes Over Scotland

The Reformation, together with the printing press, changed the history of witchcraft. Newly Reformed Scots suddenly called into question all the ways of the Roman Catholic Church. After a lengthy period of political and religious chaos and debate, John Knox founded the Kirk of Scotland. The Kirk, formally Presbyterian, had a powerful Calvinist bent. There were no more festivals or holy days except the Sabbath, not even Christmas or Easter. Merriment and celebrations were out of place. The new Kirk saw sensory pleasure as a tool used by the Devil.

Local Kirk officials policed regular attendance and participation in weekly Kirk; this was required of all the laity. Services no longer used Latin. The Kirk replaced choirs with simple “line singing” where a leader called out (or sang in a simple melody) a line of a psalm, which was then repeated by the congregation. The lengthy sermon became the most important part of the weekly worship service. The Kirk offered communion infrequently, perhaps only once a year, and a period of scriptural study, examination and fasting preceded it. Only those who passed the scriptural examination were allowed to partake in the ritual.

Catholic belief became dangerous. Catholics went underground, though their beliefs remained alive, particularly in parts of the Highlands. Highland Catholics were clandestinely supported by certain clans and wealthy families. Priests hid in 'priest holes’ (small hidden cubbies within a castle or large home) and led Mass under the cover of darkness out in the forest. Being caught could mean death, because wide swaths of Scotland embraced the very strict beliefs of the Kirk of Scotland. The Kirk eschewed anything ‘papist’; such thinking was a source of foreign influence.

No Separation of Church and State

Another contributing factor in the history of witchcraft was that politics and religion were inseparable. The political leader dictated the religious practices to be allowed; a change of leader meant a change of religious practices. In the midst of such political and religious struggles in Scotland, a very influential document known as the National Covenant was drafted in 1638. This document, signed by hundreds of Scottish lairds and nobles, declared that the Kirk of Scotland was the official religion of the country. The document opposed the Anglican reforms that King Charles I wanted to impose on the Scots. The Scots believed that God himself had made this covenant with the Scottish people and it was binding. Their salvation depended on adherence to it. In addition, the covenant protected the independence of Scotland, a fiercely held Scottish value. No Catholic influences from abroad or Anglican influences from England were to be allowed.

With such a rigid belief system and such dire consequences for lack of adherence, there were inevitable disagreements between the Scots and those who ruled (Charles I, Cromwell, Charles II). Cromwell was a Puritan which suited the Scots. But the kings (Charles I, Charles II) who ruled before and after Cromwell wanted to impose upon Scotland the religion practiced in England, which was Anglican and quite similar to Roman Catholic ones in many ways. After all, King Henry VIII only created it so that he could divorce Catherine of Aragon. The nature of worship and beliefs remained largely unchanged. For the Covenanter Scots however, such practices would bring down the wrath of God. The Covenant would be broken and their independence would be gone. The inevitable result was a long period of wars in which peasants fought and died.

The Kirk was All Seeing

The idea of the word “church” today does not begin to conjure up the influence of the Kirk in early modern Scotland. The Kirk in rural Scotland functioned much like a police state and was intimately involved in all aspects of daily life. Local Kirk elders knew about all your domestic squabbles. If someone accused another person of cheating, the Kirk knew about it. The local Kirk elders knew if someone had a drinking problem. Your miscarriage was not a secret. The Kirk was thoroughly woven into daily culture. We would never tolerate the lack of privacy that a Scottish villager took for granted.

Religious life was a sober affair consisting of repentance and prayer. Sermons heavily emphasized sin and damnation. Avoiding temptation through constant vigilance became everyone’s duty all day and all night. The Kirk expected clothing to be of drab colors and without ornamentation. Singing and dancing were forbidden, as were special foods. Each local Kirk was run elders, with considerable influence from the local Laird. The elders of the Kirk session watched the parishioners for any infractions of Kirk doctrine, which resulted in the offender standing before the council of elders for questioning. Consequences were public, often in the Sunday service.

Punishing Sinners

Covenanters in a Glen, Scotland - Wikipedia

A quarrelsome couple would made to stand before the congregation and settle their differences in public under the watchful eye of the minister and the elders. The man who overindulged in ale was seated on the stool of repentance at the front of the church, expected to hold still and attend through the hours of service while all eyes were upon him in his public shame. The elders decided how many weeks he would endure this fate. A woman who expressed a unbridled opinion might find herself on the stool dressed in sackcloth.

The funny thing about seventeenth century Scotland is that whatever the belief of a Scot, they were certain they were right and were willing to die for their religious convictions. Covenanters were willing to drive Catholics out of their homes into the forest in the dead of winter, or to burn them at the stake. Kings willingly executed Covenanters and Catholics alike. Catholics were quite willing to kill Covenanters. It is hardly surprising that in such an atmosphere a person accused of witchcraft would be burned. Witchcraft was against the Covenant. Anyone indulging in it jeopardized the religious safety of all.

Witches, Witches, Everywhere

One of the most important questions in the history of witchcraft was who was a witch. Did your baby die? Perhaps the midwife had cursed it. Your cow died the day after your neighbor walked by and patted it on the head. Aha, maybe your neighbor killed it with a curse. You dared to sing and dance in the woods at night? You certainly were led to do that by the Devil himself! If your herbs did not cure someone, perhaps you had secret ill will towards them. Did you argue with someone and then your ale went off? It was plain to see that they cursed it as a result of that argument. Your food might have been cursed because you gave food to someone and then they sickened. You were suspect for failing to pass the examination for communion. If a Kirk elder caught you carrying home some colorful flowers, the Devil was surely on your very shadow waiting to claim you.

Too Much to Bear

Those who had a more freewheeling spirit at birth found living in such a heavily monitored, politically pressured, and ultra strict society a heavy burden. The temptation to exhibit some sort of non-conformity was strong and had to be constantly countered by the fear of punishment. It was a tightrope act that some were bound to fail. An infraction noticed by a hostile neighbor could lead to an accusation. Jealousy could fuel accusations. The greed of wanting to possess someone’s scanty piece of property could lead to an accusation. (A dead witch’s property and possessions went to the laird to distribute as he saw fit.)

As the tensions politically and religiously heightened, the temptation to “let the steam out” by having a witch trial grew. A trial gave everyone a chance to funnel and release their fear. If the community was “purged” they would be safe. They would be in compliance with the Covenant and God would be pleased. The true wonder is why more people were not executed for witchcraft in Scotland.

Sunday, 23 March 2025

Insane Guide to England’s Most Haunted Asylums

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Cockermouth Mental Hospital, now converted to an Old People's Home (Wikimedia Commons)

Don't arrange to have me sent to no asylums...

England has an unfortunate reputation of pioneering some of the most iniquitous mental asylums in Western history; existing buildings and surviving ruins still retain some of their sinister atmosphere -and other, more dreadful things.

Let us visit some of these reminders of (slightly) less enlightened times, including one particular establishment that I might have resided at - but hasten to add, not as an inmate. Or indeed as an overseer/doctor.

Bethlem Royal Hospital, aka St Mary Bethlehem, Bethlehem Hospital and BEDLAM

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Interior of the Bethlehem Hospital (Wikimedia Commons)

The notorious Bethlem establishment was founded in 1247, located just outside the London city walls in Bishopsgate Without. It moved a short distance to Moorfields in 1676, then St George's Fields in Southwark in 1815, and lastly to Monks Orchard (Beckenham) in 1930.

The word ‘bedlam’, meaning uproar and confusion, is derived from the hospital's nickname, representative of the worst excesses of the old asylums and some of the modern ones. What tormented spirits stalked the various homes to the hospital?

The Madness of Bedlam

The Bethlem asylum has inspired several horror books, films, and TV series, including 1946’s Bedlam, starring Boris Karloff.


The Haunting of Bedlam?

(Excerpt from The Lordprice London Experience)

The most famous ghost of (modern) Bedlam is the sad spectre of poor Rebecca. At a merchant’s house by London Bridge lived a lovely young girl by the name of Rebecca. She fell head over heels in love with a handsome young Indian man who had come to lodge with the family. So besotted was she that when he packed up his bags to return to India she was shocked that he hadn’t loved her quite nearly as much as she’d loved him. She helped him to pack his things, hoping all the while that he would change his mind and agree to stay. But all she received was a gold sovereign that he slipped into her hand before leaving forever. The grief of her spurning was too much for her mind to handle and she snapped, soon being admitted to Bedlam Hospital.

The golden sovereign he had given her was gripped firmly in her fist for the remainder of her short life, the final token from her lost love, never to be given up. When she finally wasted away into death it didn’t go unnoticed by one of the guards who prised the coin from her hand and then buried her without her most prized possession. It was after that the guards, inmates and visitors all began to report a strange sight indeed. A wan and ghostly figure began to roam the halls of Bedlam, searching for her lost love token, her spirit refusing to be put to rest until she had it back in her hand. It is said that she still wanders the halls to this day, looking for that stolen coin to make her whole once more.

Nearby where I used to live, a wall was built with some of the bricks from one of the previous incarnations of Bedlam, although it doesn’t say so here, but I’ve seen ‘em:

Colney Hatch Lunatic Asylum

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The former Friern Hospital/Colney Hatch Lunatic Asylum (Wikimedia Commons)

Friern Hospital (formerly Colney Hatch Lunatic Asylum) has now been converted to Princess Park Manor and Friern Village; I was tempted to buy an apartment there once, but tales of its former use and possible unwelcome inhabitants put me off, together with the vaguely ‘off’ feel to the place - and this was before I knew of its former use.

Popstar Adam Ant stayed there following a suicide attempt in 1976; I met him a couple of times in 2000s Soho when he was again semi-unhinged, but he’s apparently better now.

Asylums in literature

P.G. Wodehouse's novel The Code of the Woosters (1938), has a scene where Jeeves suggests that a character is ‘eccentric’; Wooster responds: "Eccentric? She could step straight into Colney Hatch, and no questions asked." The asylum is also mentioned in C.S Lewis’ The Magician's Nephew (1955). When evil White Witch Jadis demands that residents of London bow down to her, the Cockneys reply, "Three cheers for the Hempress of Colney 'atch!"

In G. K. Chesterton's The Man who was Thursday (1908), the asylum is again referenced as a byword for madness, “And now, in the name of Colney Hatch, what is it?”

Bracebridge St. John’s Hospital, Lincolnshire

St John's Hospital, Bracebridge Heath, Lincolnshire (2010 - Wikimedia Commons)

Now unsurprisingly a luxury housing estate, the hospital was designed by John Hamilton and James Medland in the ‘Italianate’ style as the Lincolnshire County Lunatic Asylum, opening in 1852, becoming Bracebridge Pauper Lunatic Asylum in 1898 and Bracebridge Mental Hospital in 1919.

Much strange phenomena has been reported from within the hospital grounds; when it closed, two removal men were employed to clear the building, but unholy shrieking made them leave pronto. People walking near the former asylum have regularly heard ghastly screaming, whilst the fire brigade has even been called to the building when residents have reported sightings of strange lights. Back in September 2010, a photograph taken by a miscreants who snuck into the property was printed in the Lincolnshire Echo, showing a creepy white figure looking out of one of the windows.

The Homestead tavern in nearby Bracebridge Heath is set on the former hospital grounds, with staff and customers reporting seeing ghostly nurses and patients in the pub. Presumably not asking for booze and salty bar snacks.

Severalls Hospital Colchester, Essex

Severalls Hospital (Wikimedia Commons)

The hospital opened as the Second Essex County Asylum in May 1913. Villas were constructed around the main hospital building and there was a detached building for the medical superintendent. The hospital's history consists of almost unrelenting misery...

In August 1942, the hospital was bombed by Hitler’s Luftwaffe. Three 500-lb bombs were dropped on its west wing and thirty-eight patients were killed. Ten years later in the 1950s, psychiatrists experimented with new ‘treatments’ at the hospital, such as frontal lobotomies - most of the 'patients' here were healthy people, admitted by their own families or friends for non-medical reasons.

Diana Gittins writes in Madness in its Place: Narratives of Severalls Hospital, "...often women were admitted by their own family, sometimes as the result of bearing illegitimate children or because they had been raped. As they would not always (or were unable to) carry out daily tasks, they were considered to be insane and some were even subjected to electroconvulsive therapy and lobotomy." By the early 1980s, the hospital went into a state of decline, most of it closing in the 1990s, with the final section shut down in 1997.

There were the usual plans to redevelop the area into residential homes, although most people would obviously prefer not to abide in a place of awful tragedy and mistreatment. Nowadays those brave enough to explore the building report hearing female screams, as well as apparitions and shimmering orbs hovering in the air.

Nocton Hall, Lincolnshire

Nocton Hall (Wikimedia Commons)

The original structure dates back to a stunning 1530. Since then, there have been two reconstructions. Several prominent people have been residents of the house, the most notable being Frederick John Robinson, 1st Earl of Ripon (1782-1859) who was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom for a brief 5 month period across 1827-8.

During the First World War, the house was used as a convalescent home for wounded shell-shocked US officers. During WWII, the British Army used the house, after which it was taken over by the RAF, with an extensive hospital developed on the grounds. The house reverted to private use in the 1980s, but in 2004, a major fire left the building in a parlous state, a burned out shell:

Given that Nocton Hall has stood in various iterations since the 12th century, it's hardly surprising that the Nocton Hall estate is on the haunted asylums list.

The ghost of a crying young woman was said to roam the halls and particularly enjoy haunting one specific bedroom in the building. Several staff members who stayed in this room were awakened on separate occasions at four-thirty in the morning to find the apparition of a young girl standing at the end of the bed. She was sobbing, speaking incoherently and crying about a 'devilish man' who had 'done this to her.'

It’s believed that this was the spirit of a young servant girl who was murdered by the owner’s son after he got her with child.


The Grey Lady’ apparently stalks the Nocton Hall grounds but there is no clue as to who she was. Other hauntings include that of a soldier who is seen standing on a staircase of the derelict building and some of the previous patients.

St. Andrew's Hospital (formerly Norfolk Lunatic Asylum)

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Originally named the Norfolk County Asylum, the establishment opened in 1814 and later became known as the Norfolk Mental Hospital and then St Andrew's Hospital in 1923, closing in April 1998. People who either worked at or visited the hospital reported experiencing paranormal activity. One ‘witness’ said they saw apparitions whilst working on turning the building into apartments, which included the morgue (nice).

There are more such haunted asylums and mental hospitals, which we will explore anon.

Fancy a break?

An excursion to sunny Wales:

The Brecon and Radnor Joint Counties Lunatic Asylum, Talgarth, Wales

The Talgarth Asylum (Wikimedia Commons)

From Totally Haunted (2018):

The site is in such a bad state of dereliction, I think it has to be one of the worst we have investigated. We eventually found a way in and that was more by luck than judgement. Everything seemed quiet for some time with no activity and the place felt peaceful and calm. Then things started to happen. We started to hear footsteps coming from all around the hall, not being able to pin point where they were coming from. Maybe it was the residual sounds of the long-forgotten patients as they danced around the ballroom. We also heard a few knocks coming from the far end of the hall but our cameras were struggling to pick up sound or picture from that far away. There was a chair on the stage where we were stood and I asked if anybody would like to come and sit in the chair, then something was thrown. By this point the atmosphere seemed to have changed a bit and it wasn’t so peaceful anymore.

Almost straight after the first thing was thrown something else was thrown but from a different area and it was closer. After that it seemed to go quiet again, but not for long. I heard what I thought was a growl but to be sure I asked Cameron who was stood beside me if it was his stomach to which he replied “No” but he and Jack had both heard it too. Then straight away I heard it again behind me so I turned to film that area and then something was thrown right by me.

While doing research on the asylum I came across an article from Wales Online; this picture was taken of the admin building and something (or someone) was captured in one of the windows...

Denbigh Lunatic Asylum


Designed by architect Thomas Fulljames, the Denbigh asylum was opened 1848. A hospital for up to 200 people with psychiatric illnesses, but by the 1950s it housed 1,500 patients. The institution was gradually wound down as a healthcare facility from 1991, finally closing in 1995. Now (of course) being thought of as luxury apartment complex.

Said to stand on grounds cursed by witches who were once tried and executed there, it is believed that their spirits still roam the ruined hospital and surrounding land. Here were performed early remedies for malaria, insulin shock treatments, use of sulfur-based drugs, electroconvulsive therapy (ECT), and personality-changing prefrontal lobotomy treatments, introduced in the early 1940s. Paranormal investigators have reported their evidence on the website Totally Haunted.

TV show Most Haunted Live paid the asylum a visit in October 2008; unexplained bangs, crashes and unusual sounds and sightings were recorded and a special Halloween live exorcism conducted.

Asylum (1972)

Further afield, in New York City, the asylum at Roosevelt Island, formerly Blackwell’s Island/Welfare Island, before that Varkens Eylandt, and originally Minnehanonck (‘Nice Island’ in Lenape).

Stories include encounters with the spirits of former patients and staff, weird sounds, cold spots, lingering old cigarette smoke, and former resident ‘ Big Jim’ who murdered another patient with a bedpost.

The Norfolk Lunatic Asylum (St Andrew's Hospital) Wikimedia Commons

Punishment Of Luxury - Laughing Academy

Michael Sembello - Maniac

The Nutt House (1989) Episode 1


Stephen Arnell’s novel THE GREAT ONE is available now on Amazon Kindle; his new work, THE FORTUNATE ONE, will be published later this Spring.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Great-One-Secret-Memoirs-Pompey-ebook/dp/B0BNLTB2G7

Thursday, 13 March 2025

Wild Ancient Fayres and Horned Rituals of Olde London Town

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Scene outside a Highgate tavern, 'Horns', 1796 (Wikimedia Commons)

Ancient London Fayres

Greater London has many arcane traditions centred on the annual ancient fairs granted by monarchs to the various ‘villages’ in the area. I lived in suburban Pinner for much of my younger years, where thousands flock to an event established by King Edward III in 1336. As with many London fairs, the occasion in its earlier days was often rowdy, licentious, and even violent, with fears stoked of ‘outsider’ ne'er-do-wells entering the village, keen on mischief of all kinds.

Pinner Fair – 29 May 2024

Aside from the fair (and being the former home of Sir Elton John), ‘Metroland’ Pinner has some fame as the place where the ‘Floating Coffin’ of William and Agnes Loudon can be observed:

Ancient origins of horn fairs

The Charlton Horn Fair

"More like a carnival of the very worst and most vulgar class than any fair in the country." The Morning Chronicle, 1857

During the c17 Restoration period flotillas of boats would fill the Thames, bringing would-be merrymakers down from London to Charlton: “It was a carnival of the most unrestrained kind, and those frequenting it from London used to proceed thither in boats, disguised as kings, queens, millers, &c., with horns on their heads; and men dressed as females, who formed in procession and marched round the church and fair.” (Old and New London: Volume 6.)

Writing in 1703, William Fuller commented, “I remember being there upon Horn Fair day, I was dressed in my landlady’s best gown and other women’s attire, and to Horn Fair we went, and as we were coming back by water, all the clothes were spoilt by dirty water etc. that was flung on us in an inundation, for which I was obliged to present her with two guineas to make atonement for the damage sustained.”

Nowadays, the Charlton Horn Fair is a family-friendly event, but its origins are an intriguing blend of legends and actual historical occurrences. Famous for its obsession with horns, the fair saw them worn, sold, carried, and displayed by the throngs who flocked to it.

Why?

No less than six different reasons are generally given:

A Pagan Fertility Festival

In many ancient pagan cultures, horns were traditionally associated with fertility and virility; it’s a possibility that Horn Fair began as a way to celebrate the harvest and promote fertility.

Horny King John

Bad King John, weary from hunting, entered a miller’s house in Charlton. The young, beautiful wife of the miller was at home, her husband busy milling, but he returned home unexpectedly to find the king ‘enjoying’ his wife and drew a knife on the tumescent monarch. John revealed his identity, and the miller, eventually mollified somewhat to see that this was no ordinary nookie-fiend, asked a boon of the king. He consented, granting the miller a sizeable piece of land on the Charlton side of the river Thames, as far as the point near Rotherhithe.

There was a nasty condition of John’s though - the miller would have to perambulate annually on that day – October 18th – with a pair of buck’s (cuckhold’s) horns on his head. Which gave birth to the tradition...

Putignano (Apulia, Italy) - Thursday of the Cuckolds (Wikimedia Commons)
During the horned Thursday, the "Accademia delle Corna" elects the "Great Horned of the Year" among the leading members of the population.

St Luke’s Day

The 18th of October is the saint’s day, and Luke is the patron saint of the local parish church. In medieval times, he was represented in writing with a winged ox or cow by his side – apparently a representation of sacrifice, service and strength.

The Magna Charta de Foresta

Horn Fair may be connected to the Magna Charta de Foresta (Charter of the Forest – 1217/1225), a lesser-known ancient document issued a few years after the Magna Carta. It relaxed the brutal forest laws enacted by King John (him again).

Buchel, Charles A.; Herbert Beerbohm Tree (1852-1917), as King John in 'King John' by William Shakespeare (Wikimedia Commons)

The charter also reduced the size of the land controlled by the king, making it more available for the peasants to use. So, the Charlton Horn Fair could originally have been a way to celebrate this.

The horns may have been worn as a symbol of the plebs’ new-found freedom to hunt on the land, supported by the fact that the Charlton Horn Fair, as well as several other Horn Fairs around England, date back to the reign of John’s son King Henry III, who signed the Forest Charter.

A Public Display of Sexual Licence

The Charlton Horn Fair started with a parade from Bermondsey to Charlton, with revellers wearing horns and blowing on musical versions of them. Many revellers were in fancy dress, with cross-dressing a common theme.

As with other Horn Fairs, Charlton’s became famed for indecency, with attendees engaging in drunken sexual behaviour. Daniel Defoe echoed the feeling of the more prim local residents when he wrote:

‘Charleton, a village famous, or rather infamous for the yearly collected rabble of mad-people, at Horn-Fair; the rudeness of which I cannot but think, is such as ought to be suppressed, and indeed in a civiliz’d well govern’d nation, it may well be said to be unsufferable. The mob indeed at that time take all kinds of liberties, and the women are especially impudent for that day; as if it was a day that justify’d the giving themselves a loose to all manner of indecency and immodesty, without any reproach, or without suffering the censure which such behaviour would deserve at another time.’

Daniel Defoe’s A Tour Through the Whole Island of Great Britain (1724–1726)

Cuckold's Point - Stag worship and the Horned God ?

Some believe Celts greeted the dawning of the new year at the geomantrically-aligned site, as “Ancient Celtic religion cast the year as a contest between the gods of winter and summer for the favor of the goddess of the earth. The god of summer claimed victory at May Day, but at Samhain the god of winter, who was also lord of the dead, was victorious. Celts often depicted the god of winter with "cuckold" antlers which he shed each autumn like a stag.” (The Celtic New Year)

The fair ended in 1872 due to the many outrages committed there over the centuries. Despite the ban, the Horn Fair was unofficially celebrated in the 1920s, and made an official comeback in 1973.

Sadly sans the smut.

The 1872 The Daily News stated the fair closed due to being, "a week of burglary in the parish, the demoralization of servants, and so general a reign of the Lord of Misrule over the place that the locality took months to recover its tone."

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A Morning, with a View of Cuckold's Point (where the Horn Fair procession began) by Samuel Scott, c1755 (Wikimedia Commons)

Bartholomew Fair ‘school of vice’

The even more riotous medieval Bartholomew Fair was suppressed in 1855 by the city authorities for encouraging debauchery and public disorder.

Shame.

The Newgate Calendar denounced it as "a school of vice which has initiated more youth into the habits of villainy than Newgate (prison) itself."

A sanitised version of Bartholomew Fair returned just last year:

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Charlton House east side. Charlton House is an Elizabethan manor house which still lies at the heart of Charlton Village, this photo shows the Mayor declaring the annual Horn Fair open (Wikimedia Commons)

Another prong-related activity, Highgate’s Swearing on of Horns

The Swearing is an irreverent pledge traditionally given to new customers at various pubs in the north London suburb of Highgate from the 17th to 19th centuries, and has since been revived, like many folkloric events, such as New Year Wassailing.

The ancient oath consists of a series of statements read by a clerk, confirming one's dedication to general merriment and debauchery, ending by kissing or saluting a set of horns, and thence be entered in a logbook for posterity. Participants were then awarded the title of "Freemen of Highgate".

The oath, in brief:

"You must not eat brown bread while you can get white, except you like the brown the best. You must not drink small beer while you can get strong, except you like the small the best. You must not kiss the maid while you can kiss the mistress, except you like the maid the best, but sooner than lose a good chance you may kiss them both."

In Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Lord Byron mentions the vaguely bacchanalian ritual:

"Many to the steep of Highgate hie;

Ask, ye Boeotian shades! the reason why?

'Tis to the worship of the solemn Horn,

Grasped in the holy hand of Mystery,

In whose dread name both men and maids are sworn,

And consecrate the oath with draught and dance till morn."

In 2007, the venerable The Flask pub conducted the ceremony with a set of 200-year-old ram's horns taken from the Coopers Arms, as part of their beating the bounds festivities (the Roman or Anglo-Saxon tradition of whacking local landmarks with branches confirming a shared mental map of parish boundaries).

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Becoming Freemen of Highgate conferred several privileges, including kissing the prettiest lass in the tavern; if no bonny women were to be found, the new initiate had to take whatever was on hand.

If a sleepy Freeman was in need of a rest when in Highgate, he could boot a pig out of a ditch and take its place. If there were three hogs, he was limited to chasing away the middle one and kipping between the others. A skint Freeman could have free drinks for himself and his friends at any pub in Highgate; however, if cash was found on him (or passed to his friends) he had to buy a round of drinks for the entire inn.

Stephen Arnell’s novel THE GREAT ONE, is available now on Amazon Kindle:

APPENDIX - JACK CADE’S CAVERN

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An ancient cave known as Jack Cade's cavern (after the late-medieval Kentish rebel who may have hid there) lies underneath the site of an old stone circle at Maidenstone Hill on the edge of Blackheath Common, known as ‘The Point’.

"Of great antiquity and unknown use", the cavern was a chalk mine apparently hewed out by antler tools, containing four large and three small chambers, with a well at its farthest end.

Effigy of the Horned God at Jack Cade's Caverns. 77 Maidenstone Hill, Greenwich, London

The ancient carving of the Horned God is just within the entrance.

Party Invite to the Cavern

In 1780, a local builder discovered it and erected a cottage to claim the land, then built 40 steps down, charging sixpence a head for the curious to enter. The cavern soon became a go-to place for parties and debauchery. A bar was set up, and a chandelier hung from the roof, making it a popular spot for balls, booze, and fornication.

This naughtiness resulted in authorities closing up the ancient caverns in 1853/4. At the beginning of WWII, the local council went to assess their suitability for air raid shelters, finding perverted Victorian graffiti, wine bottles, and the seedier remains of the debauchery that had occurred under the surface world. But the caverns were assessed as structurally unsound and were closed again, with the exact location now supposedly lost, although 77 Maidenstone Hill is the most popular choice for the old entrance.

Blackheath Cavern Main Chamber August 1939

In July 2002 a sinkhole appeared on the A2 road, near to where the cavern network is thought to be. Shades of 1982’s Poltergeist?