
The somewhat tiresome news that a new Lord of The Rings movie entitled The Hunt for Gollum is set to be released in 2026 got me thinking as to whether any ‘real’ cave dwelling Gollum/goblin/troll-like creatures were ever recorded in the British Isles.
And, lo and behold, my research uncovered the story of the evil goblin of Bristol’s Pen Park Hole cave, located in the Southmead district of the city.

Pen Park Hole was discovered accidentally in the 17th century. According to Frankie Chappie’s The Goblin’s Curse, published by The Royal Society, a letter dated 21 August 1669, sent by alchemist and writer Thomas Henshaw to politician and 1st Earl of Yarmouth Sir Robert Paston, states that the hole was discovered whilst quarrying for stone, and that the discovery was reported to King Charles II.
In Robert Hooke’s Lectures de Potentia Restitutiva (Of spring explaining the power of springing bodies) Captain Samuel Sturmy (1633-1669) states that the King commanded him to explore the hole, a sign of the royal interest in the potential financial benefit of a new mine as well as his passion for ‘novelty and prodigy’. Captain Sturmy, described as an ‘inquisitive sea man’ made the first recorded exploration in July 1669.
Current access is severely restricted by Bristol City Council and is a Site of Special Scientific Interest due to its geological origins and invertebrate community including the cave shrimp Niphargus kochianus.
Royal Society Classified Papers
A document in the Royal Society Classified Papers series contains a description of the hole and a version of Captain Sturmy’s account of his descent.
The main chamber of the Hole is 68 metres (223 ft) high, 30 metres (98 ft) long and 15 metres (49 ft) wide. The lake within it is 15 metres (49 ft) at its deepest point.
Sturmy describes the cave as having an ‘abundance of strange places, the flooring being a kind of a white stone, enameled with lead core, and the pendent rocks were lazed with salt-peter which distilled upon them from above and time had petrified’ containing ‘a river or great water, which I found to be twenty fathoms broad, and eight fathoms deep’.

Panicked by the sight of an evil spirit
During the exploration, Sturmy was accompanied (wisely enough) by a former miner who used a ladder to investigate a ‘great hallowing in a rock some thirty foot above us’. Apparently, he found the ‘rich mine’ he was looking for but was panicked by the ‘sight of an evil Spirit’ and refused to go back. Sturmy was shocked by this incident; four days later he was afflicted by, ‘an unusual and violent headache’ which he attributed to the hole. Later that year the captain developed a fever and died shortly after. This portent, along with the report of the nasty spirit, kept explorers from descending into the hole until 13 years later in 1682.
A Captain Collins was surveying the coast in the area in 1682 and met Sir Robert Southwell (future President of the Royal Society), who told Collins the story of the hole, claiming it ‘had amused the country’, but ‘wanted only some courage, to find out the bottome of itt.’ Taking up the challenge, on the 18th and 19th September 1682, Collins descended into the cavern with a group of interested companions; no strange occurrences were reported as ‘the Candles and Torches burnt clear soe as to discover the whole extent … nor was the Ayre any thing offensive.’ There was ‘nothing else in itt except a few Batts.’
Oh, the Captain had need be a fearless soul
However, the legend of the Pen Park Hole Goblin prospered. Lived on. Reverend Thomas Newnam visited the hole in 1775 and ‘fell into this dreary Cavern.’ There were attempts to retrieve the priest’s corpse in the weeks after, but 39 long days passed until, for a bet, a fellow descended into the cave and found Newnam’s body.
In 1876, a poem entitled ‘The Goblin’s Curse’ about Sturmy’s expedition was published in the Bristol Mercury and Daily Post. The verses include the following Gollum-ish lines:
What a hideous shape! What goggle eyes!
What a head, exceeding the body in size!
What a strange, repulsive, scaly skin!
What a tongue that goes out as the eyes go in!
But uglier far is that horrible grin,
Less like a laugh than a spiteful sneer,
Which seems to extend from ear to ear!
Oh, the Captain had need be a fearless soul
To tackle the Goblin of Pen Park Hole!
"Bravo, my Captain!" the Goblin cried,
Swaying himself from side to side,
And parting his lips, to show beneath
A couple of rows of faultless teeth!
"Bravo, my Captain! so you've come down
All the way from Bristol town!
And you are the man with pluck so high
Who dares the Goblin's curse defy!
Bravo ! Now watch, and in my lake
I'll angle—and yours be the fish I take!"

The Hunt for Gollum is a well-reviewed 2009 British fantasy fan film based on the appendices of J. R. R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings trilogy:
Incidentally, as a lad I dwelt in the leafy London suburb of Pinner, not especially noted for Gollum-like creatures, but home to some extensive medieval and later chalk mines, one of which caved in and damaged the junior school I was a once a pupil at:
The area also has connections with much older civilisations, as evidenced by the ancient ‘Weald Stone’ and Celtic Grim’s Dyke in the wooded Old Redding area.
Other interesting cave complexes relatively nearby:
Stephen Arnell’s historical novel, THE GREAT ONE, now on Amazon Kindle:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Great-One-Secret-Memoirs-Pompey-ebook/dp/B0BNLTB2G7